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Toss a coin
Well, the extra half hour did absolutely nothing to affect the vote, which'll teach me to do that again.So the final result which looks exactly as it did at 9.01pm is as follows:There are also the...
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I found this on the bathroom mirror...
...next to the tunnel behind the bidet...Posted by Geoff at 21:57
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Penfold, please join Clare in the Diary Room for shenanigans and, err, shit. You have been evicted thanks to a trusty 20p coin. And 46 people who don't fancy yours much.Nice.
View ArticleBack to the grindstone
It's hard working being Big Blogger you know.One minutes it's all "I love you BB!" and the next it's all "I want to kill your first born BB!". And if that's not enough I have to live with the guilt and...
View ArticleThey're dropping like flies
Another day, another housemate down.Big Blogger awoke this morning only to find that bedshaped had broken into his super-secure and oh-so provate boudoir and was in the process of attempting to...
View ArticleHero Schmero
Something heroic. Hmm. What the heck does that mean?The Cambridge Online Dictionary describes heroic something which is "very brave or great." Doesn't sound like me at all.There was a guy I worked...
View ArticleWe can be heroes
Funny thing, heroics.I mean, if you're not a firefighter or a doctor or a soldier, say, then you don't go around saving lives or shoving a bomb up the enemy's arse and winning medals on a regular...
View ArticleI Don't Want to be a Hero
I’m no have-a-go-hero. In fact, I have racked my brains for this task almost as much as I had to to come up with a selfless act. So what follows is barely heroic. More an act of extreme stupidity. But...
View ArticleWe don't need another hero
My hero story was sentimental, shmaltzy and involved Bette Midler singing the theme tune to Beaches.Probably best all round that there's bog all point to me posting it.Actually, sod it. I'm gonna post...
View ArticleFetch me a hanky
You've got me all in tears you buggers.Big Blogger doesn't generally cry but today I'm making an exception. Oh yes, I'm very much in touch with my feminine side and I'm not afraid to let everyone know...
View ArticleTen things...
1) I once won The Licensee'Beer Writer of the Year' award. Presented at the annual Parliamentary Beer Club dinner by ex-chancellor Kenneth Clarke, the fat, Tory bastard. Oh, and I got a thousand...
View ArticlePerfect Ten
1) I have a blog. Not news to you, but something not many people in my real life know. This means that I am unable to pimp for votes, and that this is effectively a two-horse race between Bob and...
View ArticleTwelve of Thirty (like 7 of 9, but without the hardware)
I have an odd Pavlovian response which makes me to need to pee whenever I'm within 3 blocks of home. A few years ago, after a night out of drinking, Larry and I got into the lift/elevator of our...
View ArticleTen more things...
11) I was once voted karaoke champion at the busy Town Arms pub on the banks of the River Trent in Nottingham. It was 'Barry Manilow' night... The prize - pink champagne.The organisers presented all...
View ArticleKnowing Me, Knowing You
Another ten fascinating snippets...11) Until I get paid on Monday, I have £2.88 in my purse and no money in the bank. I am frighteningly bad at managing my finances, and it scares me. It is, however, a...
View ArticleNot Quite Yet Thirty-something
I went out for a haircut around 11 o'clock this morning and have just gotten home almost 12 hours later. It's been one of those perfectly amazing, unplanned London days and nobody but me knows it....
View ArticleHalf a Dozen and Done
When I was fifteen years old, my parents shipped my sister and me off from our suburban Orange County, California digs to spend the summer with my aunt in the western sticks of Greater Cincinnati. It...
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Big Blogger invades WHSmith! I think!
I was down the local cash-and-carry last night, browsing the imported cigars and rifling through the pick-n-mix when my eyes casually drifted towards the magazine racks.I aspied Jennifer Aniston on the...
View ArticleMy List
And finally... 21) I’m an impulsive and compulsive shopper. I often realise immediately I get home that I don’t actually need or want what I’ve bought, but am too lazy to return it. The local charity...
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